“Why don’t you have tattoos like my dad?” He opened his eyes, responding with a patient, “Yes?”

“Uncle Jason?” She asked, breaking the silence as she went to dunk the brush in the bottle to slather even more product on his thumb. He relaxed against the couch, closing his eyes while he let Lian do her thing. She had also mentioned that it went well with his sparkly red eye makeup. Announcing it matched his personality and had quickly gone to work. Lian’s tongue was poking out the tiniest bit and her eyebrows drawn together, her eyes never leaving the brush. He didn’t think such a task would require such concentrated effort, but he was mistaken. Jason sat criss cross applesauce on his living room floor, watching with a glimmer of amusement as Lian painted his nails. #talia's on the other side of the world wondering why she's suddenly getting spam called from everyone in the batfam #of course jason does NOT hand those photos over whatsoever without first making his family jump through hoops to obtain them #gotta make em EARN those baby pics :) #bruce is in tears because he literally owns zero baby photos of ANY of his kids #since yk.he kinda adopted them a lil too late #so you KNOW bruce is gonna do anything to get that usb from jason #damian gets pissed and demands jason hands them over as he is besmirching his honor by posessing those compromising photos #jason just laughs and reassures damian that those pics are never leaving him and that he just wants to mess with the fam #instead they both just team up to make their family do the most ridiculous things knowing damn well they aint getting their prize #jason todd #red hood #damian wayne #dc comics #batfam #batfamily #batbros #batkids #batdad #robin #bruce wayne #batman #crack #incorrect quotes #dick grayson #tim drake #alfred pennyworth #stephanie brown #barbara gordon #talia al ghul #fanatical posting I have so many more scenarios in my head revolving around this hc lmao The manor is in absolute chaos during this time period. He haphazardly brings this up one day during the middle of a family convo and the entire family just stops dead in their tracks and all turn towards him like like a starving pack of wolvesĪnd from then on it's just a mad scramble of who can get Jason to hand over the photos first.

Jason probably added a couple photos of his own from over the years that they were together :) I'm a huge sucker for all of those Jason and Damian becoming brothers in the League scenarios, so I imagine that Jason begged Talia to give him copies of all the photos she has of tiny Dami and she just handed them over (she is still, to this day, unaware of the sheer amount of power she had placed in Jason's hand that day) I headcanon that Jason is the only batfamily member in possession of Damian's baby photos and uses this as leverage to get whatever he wants from either Bruce or his siblings

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